Jet Powered Bicycle
Logging in to yahoo this article caught my eye about a man that attaches jet powered engines to bicycles and sells them. My first thought was, "If I tried that, my coffin would have to be shaped like a pancake because I would surely run smack into a tree, or worse some other living thing." I have an uncanny knack for hurting myself, especially walking into things, crashing into things (like the backs of other people's cars).
No thank you, I'll just take my simple human-powered bike any day. But I bet there are a lot of people who would like to try it just for kicks.
What say you, internet?